Rajat Mohan. Bengaluru comedian. Skits and conversations about the things polite people only think, delivered with the warmth of an automated rejection email.
proceed against advicenoted. go on. Follow @rajatmohan_22 on InstagramBy following, you waive the right to act surprised later.
the evidence
Submitted for your consideration. Viewer discretion is advised and, historically, ignored.
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Called my parents “just to talk.” They asked who died.
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At a wedding, quietly estimating the marriage’s shelf life
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The family group forwards a cure for everything except the family
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Left the positivity workshop early, which I considered positive
Exhibit D. Watch on Instagram
Swipe for more. Nobody’s stopping you. Nobody ever stops you.
the accused
Says the thing everyone was thinking, then waits, perfectly still, for you to admit it.
Rajat makes skits and conversational comedy about families, relationships, money, ambition, and the small daily tragedies we’ve agreed to call normal. The delivery is deadpan. The material goes dark when it needs to, and occasionally when it doesn’t. Nobody can tell when he’s joking. Including him.
prior offences
Compiled from witness statements. Most witnesses were related to him.
- Asked a motivational speaker what the plan is if the dream doesn’t work out.guilty
- Described the family group chat as a hostage situation with good-morning images.guilty, proudly
- Laughed during a “quick, heartfelt speech” in its forty-first minute.under appeal
- Told his relatives he’s “between careers” without specifying which ones.ongoing
- Brought up inheritance at a birthday dinner. Not his birthday.no comment
complaints department
Every complaint is read, processed, and filed in the appropriate folder. The folder is a bin, but it’s a very organised bin.
you laughed. that's on record now.
Follow @rajatmohan_22 and make the poor judgement official. Regular doses of the jokes your relatives would mute, delivered with a straight face.
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Form DH-13 (rev. never)
acknowledgment of questionable taste
The undersigned confirms they found the material funny, did not report it, and may have sent it to someone.
- Severity
- Pending
- Issued
- Just now
- Witness
- Nobody, thankfully